Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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