do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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