I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
