She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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