So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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