why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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