You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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