so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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