people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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