South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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