In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Randomize
