Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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