I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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