margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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