So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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