did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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