Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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