On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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