yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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