Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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