My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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