ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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