girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
honey bunches of taint.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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