I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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