Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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