I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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