I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
