Don't you send me to vm
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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