D3 body, D1 cock
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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