census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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