if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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