I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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