btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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