I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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