Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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