How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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