so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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