he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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