CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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