yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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