Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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