dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
