You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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