You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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