the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i love accidental penises.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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