How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
