I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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