Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I should be sponsored by Trojan
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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