And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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