the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hippo gnu deer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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