my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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